Skip to content
  • Submit a Quote!
  • Browse
    • Browse by week
    • Browse by month
    • Categories
  • Link & Subscribe
    • Link to us
    • Best of via e-mail
    • Submit a banner
    • Icons
  • About
    • Top Spies
    • Contributors
    • Editors
    • Contact
    • Hatemail
    • Letters from Canadia
    • About
    • Privacy
  • Buy
    • Buy the NY book
    • Buy the Office book
    • Buy the t-shirt

He Needs a 4-Hour Briefing Before She Can Take Him Out of the House

Mom to little boy: Now, don’t touch other people’s eyeballs.

–St. Simons Island, Georgia

  • Posted on January 7, 2023
  • Advice, Body parts, Georgia, Moms
PrevPreviousYou Don't Need Sunblock in There — It's Dark
NextIf They're Below 100 Decibels, the Terrorists WinNext
© 2025 OverheardAtTheBeach.com
  • Ketubahs & Gay Ketubahs
  • Privacy Policy, Terms & Conditions
  • Resources
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist