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God: Let Me Check My List….

Jehovah’s witness kid #1: Asshole!
Jehovah’s witness kid #2: Geez, Justin! We just read the frickin’ Bible! Stop talking like that!

–Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: collin

  • Posted on July 14, 2023
  • California, Gripes, Kids
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