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Get It Drunk and It'll Do Both at the Same Time

Passenger: Excuse me, sir, but does that staircase go up or down?
Crew member: Yes.

–Boarding a cruise ship

  • Posted on September 18, 2021
  • Cruise ship, Idiots, Stupidity
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