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Don't Be a Dick — Just Point

Drunk guy: Dude, which way is the beach?!
Sober friend: We’re on an island! You figure it out!

–South Padre Island, Texas

  • Posted on September 18, 2023
  • Drunks, Stupidity, Texas
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