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The Goldilocks Tale Gets a Strange and Wonderful Retelling

Young boy: This water’s too cold for one of my privates!

–Cunningham Falls, Maryland

  • Posted on October 2, 2023
  • Glad the condom broke, Maryland, Swimming
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