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Like Dragons?

Girl #1: Rhinos have two horns.
Girl #2: I thought they had one, like a unicorn.
Girl #3: Aren’t unicorns extinct?

–Kenai, Alaska

  • Posted on December 31, 2022
  • Alaska, Animals, Bimbettes
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