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If Nominated I Will Not Run, If Elected I Will Not Serve

Crazy lady: I told you, I don’t want to be the goddamn queen of Russia.

–Haystack Rock, Oregon

Overheard by: Luke

  • Posted on November 22, 2022
  • Crazies, Gossip, Oregon
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