Even the Purple Monkeys in the Corner Lack the Energy They Once Had

Stoner dude: Hey, man, I'm about to get me one a' them blunts!
Stoner friend: Ah! I don't smoke anymore.
Stoner dude: What?! Maaaan, why's everyone gotta be all tired n' shit?

–Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Brittany M.