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Calm Down, Feminists, He's Just Tara's Plastic Surgeon

Guy to friend: If they’re not Tara Reid, I don’t want to see their tits.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

  • Posted on August 3, 2022
  • Assholes, Rack, South Carolina
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