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But I Like Tapping My Foot While Pooping!

Girl to boyfriend: I have to go to the bathroom.
Boyfriend: Okay, but just don't let anyone hit on you there.

–St. Simon's Island, Georgia

Overheard by: Layla

  • Posted on January 28, 2025
  • Couples, Georgia, Stupidity, Three is company
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