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I'm Not Pregnant

Man: I can’t believe how much gas we saved by renting that car instead of taking mine.
Woman: Yeah, but how come you can fart in it, but I can’t smoke?

–Oregon

  • Posted on March 19, 2025
  • Oregon, Smokers, Smoking
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