White people

Man to family: You should have seen her! She was pooping sandcastles!

–Jersey Shore, New Jersey

Overheard by: Chris

Ghetto black girl, about Lil Wayne: Nah, I wouldn't fuck him, he too short!
Ghetto white girl: Shit, he short but I bet he know the motion of the ocean! You know he do! I'd let him in right in me, yeah I would!

–Santa Cruz, California

White guy to Asian girl made up like Thai hooker: Hey, are you waiting for me?

–Santa Monica Pier, California

Overheard by: Ann

White girl, reviewing nude pictures of Hispanic girl: That's why I would hate to be darker. Her vagina looks dirty.

–Deerfield Beach, Florida

Pale nerd to posse: So I took out my super big blue Chakra shotgun and I said…

–Seal Beach, California

Lady: I am completely at peace with my salad.

–Manteo, North Carolina

Overheard by: Sarah J

Preppy white girl to black guy: You just jizzed on my arm and I don't even know you like that yet…

–Tampa, Florida

Woman: Is there anything we haven’t done yet?
Man: I haven’t fucked you with an electric toothbrush.
Woman: You’re sick.

–Santa Cruz, California

Black chick walks by two white guys on the beach.

White guy #1: She is pretty hot. I’m gonna go talk to her.
White guy #2: Chicks like that always have some huge black dude waiting to beat your ass for looking at them.
White guy #1: I can tell she dates white men.
White guy #2: How?
White guy #1: Her tits are fake.

–South Beach, Florida

Overheard by: PS

Black thug: Look at the tits and ass on that one.
White girl to friend: I think he thinks ’cause he’s speaking gangsta I can’t hear him.

–Hamilton Beach, Ontario, Canadia

Overheard by: Steph