Archive for the ‘Swimming’ Category

Didn’t RoboCop Destroy the Place?

Old man: I think it’s too late to swim, the oil is washing up on the beach.
Old woman: Yeah, it’s too late for a lot of things now.
Old man: We should move back to Detroit. It’s less polluted.
Old woman: I don’t want to die in Detroit. Remember, we had this conversation already.

–Pier, St Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: Sandy Paws


Young boy excitedly walking out of the ocean with father: Mom! It’s still so early in the morning and I already almost drowned!

–Jones Beach, New York

Overheard by: jt