Incredibly preppy college student: Oh my god! We’re on the bus! This is where the magic happens!
–Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Bemused High School Student
Archive for the ‘Preppies’ Category
Not Our Sort at All
Preppy guy #1: God, this place totally sucks.
Preppy guy #2: No, it’s fine. You just need to embrace your inner boat person.
Preppy guy #1: Jeffy, I think these are motor boat people.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Actually, She Sold Me for a Much Better Camera Than That
Spanish teen: Yo, mami, how ’bout I take a picture of me and you with that camera?
Preppy chick: How ’bout you’re not touching my camera?
Spanish teen: Oh, ouch! I’ll let you hold my phone. It’s worth lots!
Preppy chick: This camera is probably worth more than you are to your own mother.
–Bayfront Beach, Hamilton, Ontario, Canadia
Then It Won’t Bother You So Much When I Lick My Anus
Preppy girl: Just close your eyes and envision me as a black lab puppy.
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
And I Was Going to Save That for Marriage
Preppy white girl to black guy: You just jizzed on my arm and I don’t even know you like that yet…
–Tampa, Florida
Why Won’t Anyone Believe Me?
Preppy 30-something guy: I mean, all the clubs in Europe are naked clubs now. (pause) Seriously, like, everybody’s naked!
–Indian Wells Beach, New York
Your Editors Blame Australian Beer
Preppy girl: So about this swine flu thing… like, who would want to have sex with a pig?
–Melbourne, Australia
Overheard by: Kermit
