Pennsylvania

Chubby tourist: So then I was like, “Okay, anal is something I'd really wanna try.”

–Beach 6, Presque Isle, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Kat

Teen: You guys went to bed at 11:30, what's wrong with you?

–Beach Lake, Pennsylvania

Queer: It turns out sleeping with a deaf guy is awesome!

–Penn’s Landing, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Chris Newcomer

Mom: You cut your finger on a Cheetoh?

–Hotel pool, Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Woman with three-year-old boy: Dude, you are freaking mommy out!

–Beach 6, Presque Isle, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Kat

Guy holding small boy: Well, I don't think it's funny when you do things that you don't do!

–Presque Isle, Erie, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Kat