Massachusetts

Teen #1: Get out of the street! There’s a car coming.
Teen #2, not moving: I don’t care.
Teen #3: God, you’re so emo, it’s ridiculous.

–Rockport, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Avery

Big burly tattooed Bostonian man: They found 'em in Jersey and Lake Michigan.

–Cape Cod Beach, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Nancy and Andrea

Dude: I’m looking for a rock that represents me.

–Sandy Neck Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katherine

Girlfriend: It’s so beautiful here in Cape Cod. Wasn’t David Copperfield set in Cape Cod?
Boyfriend: Wait? You mean like the magician?

–Ferry to Nantucket, Massachusetts

Overheard by: JFN

Movie critic #1: You know that movie, with Tom Hanks, where he plays the drunk baseball player? And the women are the players because the men are gone?
Movie critic #2: Where?
Movie critic #3: To war.
Movie critic #2: So the women played baseball? That wasn’t a movie.
Movie critic #1: You know, the movie has that star that’s on TV. Bette Davis’ daughter.
Movie critic #3: Who?

Debate goes on for several minutes.

Movie critic #1: Wait, it’s Geena Davis! She’s Betty Davis’ daughter! See the resemblence in the eyes?
Movie critic #3: Didn’t Betty Davis hate Geena because she was tall?
Movie critic #1: Well, she got the part anyway, didn’t she? Geesh, I wish I could remember the name of that movie!

–Nauset Beach, Eastham, Massachusetts

Drunk dude: Seal! Come drink with us!

–Nantucket, Massachusetts

Large gay man on bike, calling back to others: Come on, guys! We're going to miss the Origami!

–Provincetown, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mj

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Aristocrat: Muscles are trashy.

–Nantucket, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Spencer