Three-year-old playing kitchen, to adults: Does anyone want a taste of my spicy vagina?
–Lake George, New York
Three-year-old playing kitchen, to adults: Does anyone want a taste of my spicy vagina?
–Lake George, New York
Young boy: This water’s too cold for one of my privates!
–Cunningham Falls, Maryland
Seven-year-old girl with net, shouting to friend and running to the water: Come on, Meghan! This is a humongous scientific emergency!
–Wellfleet, Massachusetts
Little boy passing by a midget: Mom! Mom! I just saw a people-kid!
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Grandma: So aren't you coming to visit me in 3 weeks.
Granddaughter: No, like 2 weeks and 6 days.
–Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Dad to misbehaving child: Do you want chocolate or a slap?
–Nantasket Beach, Massachusetts
Little girl: Grandma, you’re old!
Grandma: How old do you think I am, sweetie?
Little girl: I dunno… like, 16, or something.
–Wilmington, North Carolina
Five-year-old as old lady swims by: Grandpa, how much older can a woman get?!
–Harry Wright Lake, Manchester, New Jersey
Overheard by: I Put on More SPF
Tiny mullet kid: Spank the hiney! Spank the hiney!
Surfer passerby: Spank the hiney? Awesome!
–Robert Moses Beach, New York
Five-year-old girl to dad humming Lion King theme: Would you please stop singing that song?!
Dad: I can’t get it out of my head.
Five-year-old girl: That’s the last time you make me watch that movie with you.
–Palm Beach, Florida
Overheard by: jeff little
