Dumb blonde: It’s not “labia Menorah”?
Friend: No, that’s the Jewish thing.
Dumb blonde: So what is it then?
–Siesta Key, Florida
Archive for the ‘Friends’ Category
I’m Like Nature’s Glade Plug-In
Friend: Mmm! Sharice, that smells good! What’d you spray?
Sharice: Girl, it ain’t no spray.
Friend: What is it?
Sharice (very loudly): Mah pussayyy, bitch!
–Long Beach, New York
Overheard by: Suzanne
Death Drives American
Drunk guy to drunk friend, seeing approaching car: Hey! Watch out for death!
–Terrigal, Australia
Rick Talks in His Sleep, So Almost Certainly
Sunbather to her gal pals: Do you think those guys know that Rick has slept with each of us?
–Lewes, Delaware
Overheard by: Graz
Given the Creatures With Whom I’ve Been Cohabitating
Girl to friend: I’ve been so tired and hungry lately.
Friend: Maybe you’re pregnant.
Girl: That’s not funny at all. I’m not pro-abortion or anything, but I’d have to terminate that quick.
–San Diego, California
Overheard by: Brittany
Here Are Your Ear Plugs
Hippie to friend: Can we go over there and absorb the energy of this band for a minute?
–Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Rae
Details Available Upon Request
Girl to friends: I think the worst thing I ever smelled was my own breath.
–Weirs Beach, New Hampshire
Overheard by: glad I wasn’t downwind of her
Drools a Lot, Though
Guy: I don’t understand that song. I mean, how can hips not lie? That’s like saying, “my nipples don’t argue.“
Friend: Well, my cock never complains.
–Sandy Hook, New Jersey
Overheard by: raerae
First Trip to California?
Hot chick to guy friends: Oh my gosh, bimbo! Another bimbo! And another one! Bimbo!
–Del Mar, California
He Was All, “Monkey See You, Monkey Do You”
Girl to friend: It was like crazy monkey sex… and then he just left.
–Jones Beach, New York
Overheard by: D
