Frat boys

College guy, passing campus soccer field: Kick those balls, girl!

–Long Beach, California

Frat boy to girl walking by and ignoring him: Is it because of my hair? Cause I'll change that!

–Mission Beach, San Diego, California

Frat boy: Dude! I got so drunk last night that I got a temporary tattoo!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Jon

Frat boy: Dude! I got so drunk last night that I got a temporary tattoo!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Jon

Frat boy #1: Dude, look! A sea enema!
Frat boy #2: Dumbass, it’s sea a-nenema.
Frat boy #1: Fuck. My bad.

–Sunset Bay, Oregon

Overheard by: Ahkuah Mahn

Frat boy #1: How did Steve squeeze past the crowd and order drinks so fast?
Frat boy #2: Oh, he takes yoga classes.

–South Beach bar, Miami, Florida

Frat guy trying to get to house behind closed gate: Dude, what the hell?
Teen girl on balcony across street: Boy, to open that gate you gotta' open yo' legs!

–Seaside, Florida

Loud, drunk sorostitute leaving bar to drunk frat boy: When we get back, I'm gonna piss all over your pussy.

–Daytona Beach, Florida

Frat guy #1: So he was dating her for a whole month before he realized she was a tranny. Even had sex with her twice, no clue.
Frat guy #2: There's no way he didn't know!
Frat guy #1: Well, he was drunk. And you went out with her before he did, so who are you to talk?

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: The WC

Frat boy: So, you guys are going back to the room? I think I’m gonna stay here a little — have another beer, then go take a shower. Beer and a shower. That’s how I roll.

–Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Overheard by: That’s Not How I Roll