Overheard At The Beach 2020-05-14T07:08:53Z https://overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[That Was the Hottest Thing I've Ever Seen. I Dream about Her Every Night.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=474 2020-05-14T07:08:53Z 2020-05-14T07:08:53Z Doctor: This woman came into the ER the other day who had cut herself on the forehead, but instead of using a towel or something to stop the bleeding, she wrapped her head up like seven times with duct tape. Dork: Holy shit! How did you get it off of her? Doctor: We had to cut it off in little strips. She looked like a Hershey’s Kiss. Dork: What, you mean she was black? Doctor: Yes! –.

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Every Buddy Film, Encapsulated.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1585 2020-05-13T18:51:07Z 2020-05-13T18:51:07Z Guy standing at window: I love tit-ass! Guy on boardwalk: Fuck yeah! –Virginia Beach, Virginia Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[How Jewish Mothers Coddle Their Sons into Gibbering, Bedwetting, Compulsive Masturbators]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=950 2020-05-13T06:49:47Z 2020-05-13T06:49:47Z Mother, dressing son: Wow, your hair dried gorgeously! You’re such a Jew. –Cape Henlopen, Delaware Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And the Tour Guide Was Like, "This Is Your Congressman."]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1514 2020-05-12T18:36:18Z 2020-05-12T18:36:18Z Biker's lady to biker: He had this plastic bag of poison ivy and was rubbing it on his face… –Point Pleasant...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Of Course He Liked His Raw and Smeared on Strippers…]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1076 2020-05-12T06:22:12Z 2020-05-12T06:22:12Z Drunk woman at bar: I mean, we had so much in common, you know? He liked red meat, I liked red meat… It was a good relationship. –Long Beach...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Still Think Sex Ed Belongs in the Home?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=760 2020-05-11T17:52:12Z 2020-05-11T17:52:12Z Dad to child about whale bone on display: They got that from Cape Cod’s biggest peregrine falcon monkey. It’s one of the teeth. –Wellfleet Bay Audubon Center, Cape Cod, Massachusetts Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Let's Just Go to the Beach, Okay?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=790 2020-05-11T05:49:22Z 2020-05-11T05:49:22Z Girl #1: I’m glad we aren’t having earthquakes here like back in Cali. Girl #2: It would suck coming over to Maui and then having an earthquake here. Girl #1: Hey, can you feel an earthquake in a plane? Girl #2: Um… –Kihei, Maui, Hawaii Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Did You Go to High School in North Carolina?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1262 2020-05-10T16:46:22Z 2020-05-10T16:46:22Z Dumb blonde: It's not “labia Menorah”? Friend: No, that's the Jewish thing. Dumb blonde: So what is it then? –Siesta Key...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[There Aren't Even Any Hypodermic Needles!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1908 2020-05-10T03:59:16Z 2020-05-10T03:59:16Z Ignorant yankee cunt: It's ok here, I mean the guys are alright but maybe a little too slow for me. But the beach is so clean and the water is too clear. You can see the fish and stuff. Twin looking girlfriend: Yeah! I know what you mean. –destin, fl Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[No, There Has to Be at Least an Hour of Hijinks and Double Entendre First!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=183 2020-05-09T15:35:14Z 2020-05-09T15:35:14Z Foreign girl: Hello. I just bought this bike. I need a special instrument to raise the seat. Can you help me? Guy #1: We might. Do you need a wrench? Foreign girl: Oh. I don’t know…[giggles]Guy #2: Where are you from? Foreign girl: Belarus. Guy #1: Why did you decide to come to the US? Foreign girl, excitedly: I came for work and pleasure! I work at Subway! Guy #2:

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