Overheard At The Beach 2020-02-14T00:22:12Z https://overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[It's Never Too Early to Tell Someone He Has a Small Penis]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=32 2020-02-14T00:22:12Z 2020-02-14T00:22:12Z Cheesy 15-year-old boy: I can’t believe you were about to go up to him and say that. Ha, ha, ha. Cheesy 15-year-old girl: Wouldn’t be the first time I made someone cry. Cheesy 15-year-old boy: You’re a whore. –Ocean City...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And Hard to Breathe]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1023 2020-02-13T11:51:48Z 2020-02-13T11:51:48Z 20-something girl, coming out of the ocean: This water’s salty! –Myrtle Beach...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[So Much for the 'Little Black Dress You Can Wear Anywhere']]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=615 2020-02-12T23:38:38Z 2020-02-12T23:38:38Z Angry Texan guy being turned away at door: Pants? Pants? Who brings pants to Mexico? –Formal restaurant, Cancun, Mexico Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[High School Musical? Please]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1179 2020-02-12T11:28:43Z 2020-02-12T11:28:43Z Redhead to blonde: So I think he's gay, for serious, I'm not even kidding. Blonde: What does your dad think? Redhead: Oh, my dad says that he's “just playing.” Blonde: Little boys don't play like that. –La Jolla...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[You Always Remember Your Slow Summer Friends]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=729 2020-02-11T23:09:05Z 2020-02-11T23:09:05Z Kid in wave pool, to friend: No, you gotta jump up into the waves. Jump! Jump! No, jump up, not down! –Splish Splash, Long Island...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Love a Girl Who Can Handle Her Balls]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1614 2020-02-11T10:14:51Z 2020-02-11T10:14:51Z 70-year-old man at bar: I got prostate cancer back in the day, so I can lick 'em, but I can't dick 'em. Almost legal girl: Oh? (laughs) 70-year-old man: You're very well-built for your age. (stares at girl's breasts) You wanna play pool with me? –Palm Coast...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[About As Plausible As a Sea Cow]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1823 2020-02-10T21:45:25Z 2020-02-10T21:45:25Z Girl #1, looking at sand dunes: Look! A rabbit! Girl #2: Rabbits can't breath under water. Girl #3: Sea hare! –Salt Mantra...

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA["Arf-Arf" Means "Give Me the Meat or Die!"]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=857 2020-02-10T09:29:50Z 2020-02-10T09:29:50Z Six-year-old boy running with hot dog in hand, chased by leash-less Doberman Pinscher: Look, Dad! Suddenly-observant father: No! Drop that meat! Six-year-old boy, still running with hot dog in hand: But Dad, I’m learning to speak dog! –Ocean Beach’s Dog Beach, California Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Pop Quiz: Which Girl Are You?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1790 2020-02-09T20:49:08Z 2020-02-09T20:49:08Z Tourist girl #1: Wow! Check out the package on that guy! Tourist girl #2: What? He's not holding anything. Tourist girl #1: I meant his dick! –Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Overheard by:

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beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Minneapolis Kids Emerge from Hibernation After a Long Wii-inter]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1740 2020-02-09T08:22:02Z 2020-02-09T08:22:02Z Dad to kid: You guys want to rent a canoe? Kid: Canoe!? That's super hard, even on the Wii, much less in real water! –Lake Calhoun Beach, Minneapolis, Minnesota Overheard by:

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