Overheard At The Beach 2018-02-24T02:12:03Z https://overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom/ WordPress https://overheardatthebeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-beach-favicon-32x32.png beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The Question Is, Who's Smelling It?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1573 2018-02-24T02:12:03Z 2018-02-24T02:12:03Z Daughter: Mom, why do you have to go to the bathroom already? We just went a few minutes ago!
Mother: I don't know… I guess I'm like a dog, I have to leave my scent everywhere…

–Sandy Hook, New Jersey

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Just Brain Cells? Whew!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1527 2018-02-23T13:08:05Z 2018-02-23T13:08:05Z Guy on cell: Did you just say you killed somebody?!

–Waikiki, Hawaii

Overheard by: gavin

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[David Hasselhoff? Really?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1583 2018-02-23T00:36:32Z 2018-02-23T00:36:32Z 16-year-old on phone: So he tried selling you heroin?

–North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: That guy

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Oh, Honey, Don't Cry. They Only Eat the Dead Ones.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=255 2018-02-22T12:11:13Z 2018-02-22T12:11:13Z Little girl: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! What do crabs eat?
Lifeguard: Little girls.

–Riis Park, New York

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[How to Come Out to Your Mom: A Teenager's Guide]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1360 2018-02-21T23:28:45Z 2018-02-21T23:28:45Z Teenage son: Mom, did dad ever kiss me? Like when I was little?
Mom: Your dad kissed you.
Teenage son: Yeah, but did he ever kiss me on the lips?
Mom: I'm not sure what you're asking.

–Cannon Beach, Oregon

Overheard by: Ann

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Our SATs Have Tanning and Waxing Sections]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1486 2018-02-21T10:42:31Z 2018-02-21T10:42:31Z High school girl #1: Wait, Muhammad Ali the boxer or the dictator?
High school girl #2: What planet do you come from where Muhammad Ali is a dictator?
High school girl #1: Florida.

–West Palm Beach, Florida

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And Sometimes from Places As Far-Flung As England]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=913 2018-02-20T22:20:02Z 2018-02-20T22:20:02Z Bimbette: Yeah, I love that show. They show clips from all around the world like Britain and the UK and stuff.

–Pacific Beach, San Diego, California

Overheard by: Sarah

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Yes, We Have a Huge Dish]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1545 2018-02-20T09:49:32Z 2018-02-20T09:49:32Z Teen girl #1 to cute boy: Wow, you're from Romania?
Teen girl #2: Do you have, like, MTV Asia?

–Avalon, New Jersey

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Like Cock]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=141 2018-02-19T20:39:45Z 2018-02-19T20:39:45Z Big Brooklyn dude #1: I really wanna see The Devil Wears Prada. I heard it’s the funniest movie ever.
Big Brooklyn dude #2: Yeah, man, but I really wanna read the book first.
Big Brooklyn dude #1: Yeah, yeah! It’s not just for chicks, man!
Big Brooklyn dude #2: It’s not just for chicks.

–Rockaway Beach, New York

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Or Maybe Curing Parkinson's]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=669 2018-02-19T08:15:10Z 2018-02-19T08:15:10Z Man at parents’ 25th wedding anniversary party: Without my parents, I don’t know where I’d be today.
Random guest: In a Kleenex!

–Party boat, Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Big Larry