Overheard At The Beach 2019-09-16T01:39:57Z https://overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom https://overheardatthebeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-beach-favicon-32x32.png beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Didn't Your Tax Forms Get Soggy?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1598 2019-09-16T01:39:57Z 2019-09-16T01:39:57Z Annoyingly loud blonde: You did it in the ocean?!

–Olde Angel Inn Pub, Niagara-on-the-Lake, Canadia

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Or Maybe That's from Watching Sesame Street]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=623 2019-09-15T13:15:17Z 2019-09-15T13:15:17Z Girl: I’m trying to learn some Spanish before we go to Puerto Rico in May.
Guy: I took two years of French in high school, and all I can say is ‘Donde esta la biblioteca.’

–Mexican restaurant, Kemah, Texas

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[The Sun Finally Finished with That Chick]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=478 2019-09-15T01:04:01Z 2019-09-15T01:04:01Z White muscle head to black muscle head friend: Hey, bro! You got tan! How’d you do that?

–Robert Moses State Park, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Cara

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[…With Your Penis Being the Obvious Exception.]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1842 2019-09-14T12:35:29Z 2019-09-14T12:35:29Z Girl playing volleyball, as guy switches to her teach to even up sides: I promise we won't suck too much…

–Adelaide, Australia

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[You May Be Too Stupid to Be My Hag, Desdemona]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1801 2019-09-13T23:57:02Z 2019-09-13T23:57:02Z Gay guy, after boy holds his hand: Ooooh! I finally get a little PDA!
Chick: Ew! TMI! Who's little Petey? Why would you name it that?

–Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: aoK

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[We End Up With an Alfredo Sauce]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1302 2019-09-13T10:57:01Z 2019-09-13T10:57:01Z 40-something woman: Yeah, I cook a lot of chicken. I like it baked or fried, but my husband likes when I jerk it.

–Pompano Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Nastyasha

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I Blame All the Retirees Who Move Here]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1754 2019-09-12T22:26:38Z 2019-09-12T22:26:38Z Driver, turning off radio and looking back: You know you live in a shitty neighborhood when you can't tell if the sirens are coming from outside or your gangster rap cd.

–Sulphur Springs, Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Killsborough

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[As Depicted in Debbie Does Dorsal-Fins]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1218 2019-09-12T09:51:11Z 2019-09-12T09:51:11Z Drunk guy to girl: Hey, heeeeey. Sometimes I think about dolphins.
Girl (annoyed): Okay…
Drunk guy: Yes! See, they have sex for pleasure, like humans.
(girl giggles and walks away with friends)

–Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Um, Birth?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1870 2019-09-11T21:47:59Z 2019-09-11T21:47:59Z Beach girl in group of people: Wait! Ellen DeGeneres is gay?! Since when?

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Colleen

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Tonight's Movie: The Da Vinci Clod]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1665 2019-09-11T09:30:06Z 2019-09-11T09:30:06Z Blonde: What is autism?
Brunette: Are you serious?
Blonde: Isn't that when you write upside-down?

–Tampa, Florida