Overheard At The Beach 2019-07-18T23:27:02Z https://overheardatthebeach.com/feed/atom https://overheardatthebeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-beach-favicon-32x32.png beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[I'm Getting a Resurrection]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1605 2019-07-18T23:27:02Z 2019-07-18T23:27:02Z Girl, drinking spiked hot chocolate: Oh my god, it's like Jesus died in my mouth!

–Arcata, California

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[It's Mostly a Pro Forma Request]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=491 2019-07-18T10:34:02Z 2019-07-18T10:34:02Z Mom: Are you ready to go?
Little girl: No!
Mom: Okay, let’s go!

–Sarasota, Florida

Overheard by: wondering why she bothered to ask

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[…So I'm Confident I'll Have a Good Time!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=312 2019-07-17T22:04:26Z 2019-07-17T22:04:26Z Teenage boy: Well, last time I was here I got arrested…

–Hampton Beach, New Hampshire

Overheard by: arc

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Psh, Take All Those Rings Off and Come Talk to Me]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1588 2019-07-17T08:50:06Z 2019-07-17T08:50:06Z Girl to boy: Damn, look at those calluses on your hands! Do you masturbate with sandpaper or something?

–Tampa, Florida

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Republicans: See? See?!]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1787 2019-07-16T20:18:32Z 2019-07-16T20:18:32Z Teenage girl: I love carbs! I would marry them if eating your spouse was legal!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Have You Donated Money to War-Torn Soy Sauce Yet?]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=188 2019-07-16T07:18:07Z 2019-07-16T07:18:07Z Asian guy: We should get some fish and chips.
Asian girl: Ooh, I love tartar sauce. It’s my favorite continent.
Asian guy: What?

–Steveston Pier, Richmond, British Columbia

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Liza, Barbra, Britney, JLo…]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1852 2019-07-15T18:23:55Z 2019-07-15T18:23:55Z Man, walking with friend on pier, pointing at full moon reflecting water: In Hawaii, you see the stars reflecting in the water.

–Coney Island Boardwalk, New York

Overheard by: Janelle

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[And It's Making Me Feel All Funny, Like When I Climb a Rope in Gym Class]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1143 2019-07-15T05:34:02Z 2019-07-15T05:34:02Z Son (looking at man in Speedo): Mom! Look at that man! He's wearing a bikini without a top!

–Long Island, New York

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Critics Rave, "The Little Mersavior Is a Rollicking, Non-Canonical Laugh Riot"]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1338 2019-07-14T16:34:00Z 2019-07-14T16:34:00Z Little girl to mom: The seaweed tickles! It's like Baby Jesus is underwater, tickling my feet himself!

–Vero Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Incredulous

beach http://beach.wpengine.com <![CDATA[Yeah, Until It Melts]]> http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=605 2019-07-14T04:16:20Z 2019-07-14T04:16:20Z Teen girl #1: Hey, you can have some of my Coke if you want.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, thanks [sips]. Ugh, it has ice. I’m allergic to ice.
Dude: Oh my god, really? You’re allergic to ice?!

–Sydney, Australia