Overheard At The Beach https://overheardatthebeach.com Tue, 13 Jul 2021 21:35:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 What’s That Girl’s Secret? https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1092.html Tue, 13 Jul 2021 21:35:26 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1092 Fat girl: What did you and Michelle talk about on the phone last night?Skinny girl: She and Alex are fighting.Fat girl: You’re lying, they are not! What did she really tell you?Skinny girl: Well, she thinks Victoria’s replacing her.Fat girl: Ugh, she could’ve just talked to me about it… Victoria did kinda replace her, though. –Lavalette, New Jersey Overheard by: Crab...

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As Seen in La Vida Simple. https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1656.html Tue, 13 Jul 2021 08:47:45 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1656 20-something girl: I can’t believe I let my career go. I could have been the new Paris Hilton, but like Spanish. Caliente! –Lincoln Woods State Park...

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Either That Or It’s An Album By That Guy Who Used To Be Prince https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1122.html Mon, 12 Jul 2021 20:14:41 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1122 Chick #1: I think I need glasses or something, I can’t even read the name of this song.Chick #2: That’s because your iPod is so scratched up.Chick #1: Oh. –Ashwaubomay Park Beach, Green Bay, Wisconsin Overheard by: Melanie...

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Happens Every Time She Watches The O’Reilly Factor https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1047.html Mon, 12 Jul 2021 07:47:17 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1047 Quick-walking woman leaving voice mail: Hey, it’s me. I need you to call me as soon as you get this. I have never wanted to chop someone’s dick off as much I as I do right now. He is a low-down lying piece of shit, and I hope he fucking dies. I mean, a fucking tractor-trailer could run his fucking sonofabitch ass over and I would be perfectly fine. Okay, talk to you soon, I love you! –Myrtle Beach...

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Lamarck: The Evidence I Was Waiting For! https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/818.html Sun, 11 Jul 2021 19:09:09 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=818 Girl: That big lady across the room is staring at you again. You know she thinks you’re hot — I bet she’s picturing you naked right now.Guy, rubbing his nipples: She wants my body.Girl: In a minute she’s gonna look over here and do that to you.Guy: Are you kidding? That bitch would have to grow longer arms so she could reach below her knees. –Myrtle Beach...

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Do You Know How Babies Are Made? https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/788.html Sun, 11 Jul 2021 06:46:31 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=788 16-year-old girl: Look, a rainbow!16-year-old boy: Yeah… Do you know how rainbows are made?16-year-old girl: Of course — when the sun hits the mountains–16-year-old boy: –Okay, I’m gonna stop you there before you say something stupid. –Reykjavík, Iceland Overheard by: RoKKeRiNN...

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There’s a Pipe Leading Directly from the Urinal to the Water https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/412.html Sat, 10 Jul 2021 17:52:05 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=412 Girl: Oh my God! This water is really cold, can you turn the heater up?Lifeguard, returning from locker room: There you go, it should be better now.Girl: Hey, this really does feel warmer. Thanks, lifeguard! –Caroga Lake, New York Overheard by: Marc Wiley...

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Hmmm. What Are These Euphemisms For? https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1132.html Sat, 10 Jul 2021 04:53:45 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1132 Guy: Can you pass the ChapStick? Because “lip gloss” has the taint. –Cambria, California Overheard by: nadia...

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Aw, Don’t Get Sore at Her. https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1652.html Fri, 09 Jul 2021 16:36:37 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1652 Guy: So I went to the party last night… and she gave me a BJ. Told you I was beast.Friend: Well, she has herpes, so you should get tested.Guy: That whore! –Holden Beach...

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Guess She Can Act, Too https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1205.html Fri, 09 Jul 2021 03:44:34 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1205 Friend #1: You know who’s really hot? Megan Fox.Friend #2 (in nonchalant agreement): Yeah, she’s really hot. (more excitedly) You know who else is hot?Friend #1: Who?Friend #2: That brunette chick from the Transformers movie–damn.Friend #1: Megan Fox?Friend #2: Oh. –Guarujá, São Paulo...

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