Overheard At The Beach https://overheardatthebeach.com Wed, 23 Sep 2020 05:17:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 It’s All Gone Downhill Since the Tooth Fairy Started Subcontracting https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/58.html Wed, 23 Sep 2020 05:17:08 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=58 Lifeguard: What happened to your toenail?Little boy: A monster carried it off a while ago. Around kindergarten, I think. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: Super Sexy Woman...

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Ask Again, and See Who Answers https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/271.html Tue, 22 Sep 2020 16:38:54 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=271 Guy: Ouch! This sand is hot. Girl: Where are your shoes? Guy: Shoes? You don’t wear shoes on the beach. The sand feels too good to wear shoes. –North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Overheard by: Bill...

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Why Bill Got Fired from His Weatherman Gig https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1060.html Tue, 22 Sep 2020 03:49:22 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1060 Tourist: What a beautiful day! If it were a girl I’d take her home and eat her pussy out all night! –Nags Head...

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It’s Never Too Early for Internet Porn https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/193.html Mon, 21 Sep 2020 15:18:31 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=193 Little boy: Hey! What’s your name? Little girl walking along shore doesn’t look at him. Little boy: Hey! What’s your name?! Little girl looks at boy but continues walking. Little boy: What’s your name?! What’s your naaaaame?!Mother of girl: It’s Jade. Mother whispers to girl and points in boy’s direction, but girl continues walking in other direction. Surfer dude: Yeah, kid, you can only expect...

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God Lifeguards Summers So He Can Work on His Tan https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/311.html Mon, 21 Sep 2020 02:40:39 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=311 Lifeguard on megaphone: Attention, beach-goers, due to the sunset, you must get out in 5 minutes or else we will turn the waves off.Girl: Oh my God! Is he serious?! –Huntington Beach...

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She Wandered Into a Foreign Film Festival at the Bijou https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/154.html Sun, 20 Sep 2020 14:05:30 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=154 Teen girl #1: Have you been going to church lately?Teen girl #2: Yeah, I found a new church I really like.Teen girl #1: Really?Teen girl #2: Yeah, it like smells all creepy, and, like, they speak in tongues. It is really scary, so I will probably go to this one!Teen girl #1: Cool. Maybe I’ll go with you. –Shilshole Beach, Seattle, Washington Overheard by: Why do those people have goatskins on?

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New Slang for Getting One’s Period? https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/846.html Sun, 20 Sep 2020 00:56:27 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=846 Woman on boardwalk: Yesterday was a bad day. A dead dog washed up on the shore. –Virginia Beach...

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He Finds You https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/762.html Sat, 19 Sep 2020 11:49:28 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=762 Kid #1: Mama, have you seen the bad guy?Mom: Not today.Kid #1: Is he here?Mom: I don’t think so, no.Kid #2: Where is he?Mom: Well, if you don’t look for him, you’re not gonna find him! –Malibu, California Overheard by: Jessica B.

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One Day You, Too, Can Be a Douchebag! https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1841.html Fri, 18 Sep 2020 23:27:14 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1841 Out-of-shape 50-something customer: I don’t know, the guys I see riding fixed-gear bikes are in really good shape.20-something bike salesman: That shouldn’t intimidate you; it should inspire you. –Sag Harbor, New York Overheard by: the lerpa...

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His Girlfriend Has It Mo-We-Fr, Her Sister Tu-Th, and They Alternate Weekends https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/400.html Fri, 18 Sep 2020 11:15:06 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=400 Dude #1: I wish she would just forgive me already. It’s been over a month.Dude #2: Dude, you went down on her sister!Dude #1: Well, yeah, exactly. It’s like the same pussy, right? –Jacksonville Beach...

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