Overheard At The Beach https://overheardatthebeach.com Fri, 07 May 2021 20:44:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 On the Other Hand, if Her Nails are Fake… https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/48.html Fri, 07 May 2021 20:44:06 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=48 Black chick walks by two white guys on the beach. White guy #1: She is pretty hot. I’m gonna go talk to her.White guy #2: Chicks like that always have some huge black dude waiting to beat your ass for looking at them.White guy #1: I can tell she dates white men.White guy #2: How?White guy #1: Her tits are fake. –South Beach, Florida Overheard by: PS...

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Henry VIII Was to Wreak Vengeance on All Womankind https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1784.html Fri, 07 May 2021 08:18:47 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1784 Cute four-year-old to slightly chubbier four-year-old digging hole in the sand: Whatcha doing?Chubby four-year-old: You can’t play with me.Cute four-year-old: Oh. (pause) Well, you’re fat. (walks away) –Ocean City, New Jersey Overheard by: The Older Sister...

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Why Girls Wear Pants Without Pockets: Explained https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1088.html Thu, 06 May 2021 18:30:43 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1088 Drunk teen guy: If I had a vag, I’d totally stick drugs and shit up there! –Lavalette, New Jersey Overheard by: I have one, but I don’t...

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The Day of the Mom-and-Pop Brothel Has Passed https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/602.html Thu, 06 May 2021 05:37:57 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=602 Wife: Yeah, but think of all those Asian girls we fucked. Now think of their husbands and boyfriends…Husband: Yeah… If I was one of those nerdy, ugly white guys I’d be pulling mad Oriental ass. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: lora...

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Like, for Instance, Why They Call Me “Wolf Breath” https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1682.html Wed, 05 May 2021 16:56:06 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1682 Man outside single bathroom door: Wolf breath, what are you doing in there?Woman, from inside bathroom: What the fuck do you think I’m doing in here? What the fuck do you do in the bathroom?Man outside bathroom: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to. –Coney Island, New York Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli...

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It’s a Special Frequency that Only Bitches Can Hear https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/85.html Wed, 05 May 2021 03:26:31 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=85 Black thug: Look at the tits and ass on that one.White girl to friend: I think he thinks ’cause he’s speaking gangsta I can’t hear him. –Hamilton Beach, Ontario, Canadia Overheard by: Steph...

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Your Editors Love That Puno Is on the Shore of Lake Titicaca https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1274.html Tue, 04 May 2021 14:34:04 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1274 Brother: I was talking to that couple from Montana, and they said they eat cattails.Sister: I thought they were vegetarians. –Puno, Peru Overheard by: 451...

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There’s No “U” in My Cunt, Pal https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1591.html Tue, 04 May 2021 02:10:35 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1591 30-something Guido to pretty girl: Hey. I hear you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is “u.” –Pacific Beach...

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Your Editors Beg to Differ https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/1058.html Mon, 03 May 2021 13:36:31 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=1058 Guy #1: What happened to the girl you were seeing in Phoenix?Guy #2: She broke up with me because I had too much baggage.Guy #3: Wait! Was that the anorexic/bulimic with depression that was hooked on painkillers and ecstasy?Guy #2: Yep.Guy #1: You ever fuck her while she threw up?Guy #2: You’re a sick fuck. (long pause) Yeah.Guy #3: There is so much wrong with this conversation. –Pacific Beach...

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Only the Fantastic Four and the 22nd Amendment Could Keep BJ Billy Out of the White House https://overheardatthebeach.com/archives/268.html Mon, 03 May 2021 01:01:38 +0000 http://beach.wpengine.com/?p=268 Woman in restaurant: I hear Clinton might run again. And there’s nothing to stop him! –King’s Beach, Tahoe, Nevada Overheard by: Spectater...

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