Archive for the ‘BJs’ Category

Who Says Romance Is Dead?

Fat sweaty drunk boyfriend to fat sweaty drunk girlfriend: Babe… I don’t ever want you to have to suck my cock for money again.

–Jersey Shore

Overheard by: Five Minutes Later A Stranger Grabbed My Hair and Smelled It

I Love a Girl Who Can Handle Her Balls

70-year-old man at bar: I got prostate cancer back in the day, so I can lick ’em, but I can’t dick ’em.
Almost legal girl: Oh? (laughs)
70-year-old man: You’re very well-built for your age. (stares at girl’s breasts) You wanna play pool with me?

–Palm Coast, Florida