Archive for 2018

Little Richard: I'll Pass, Thanks

Drunk big woman, gyrating in seat: Yeah, motherfuckers, it's tooty fruity booty! I got my drank on! Look at this tooty fruity booty! What the fuck they doin' in that water? Don'tcha know who the fuck I am? I'm tooty fruity booty!

–Ocho Rios, Jamaica

Overheard by: sunburntandsittingnexttothebooty