Archive for 2018

Would You Ter­ri­bly Mind Bub­ble-Wrap­ping the Car?

La­dy on cell: Hel­lo? I need to get a spare tire put on… Yes, the BMW — my son’s car. Well, I’m not ac­tu­al­ly sure what tire it is. See, my son’s the one with the flat. He’s a few blocks from home, and he has his own AAA num­ber, but he said he called and he got the au­to­mat­ed menu, and he got con­fused. He’s on­ly 20, and– [pause, then] –Yes, I guess I do cod­dle him…

–Mal­ibu, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Danielle