Archive for 2017

She Says We Got Married

College girl on cell: Last night? I don’t remember what happened last night! All I know is I woke up naked spooning with Claire!

–Wildwood, New Jersey

Overheard by: The Classy Girls Vacation in Jersey

And Ketchup

American female tourist #1: So what did you say your favorite condoment was ?
American female tourist #2: Trojans!
American male tourist: You kiddin … Mine is Europe, every time!

–Holland America Cruise, Mediterrean Sea

Overheard by: Vennfix