Archive for September, 2017

You Know about That?

Guy to pal: Dude, I am pissed. When we were at your mom’s house the other night, she didn’t even give me a taco. That is horse shit. My mom always gives you a taco.

–Belmar, New Jersey

Unless I Also Got Free Snacks

Short sister: If I were to be in a porno with anyone, I would choose to be in it with you.
Tall sister: I'm not risking my dignity to be in a porno with my sister. No matter how much you're paying me.

–Lake Kalamalka, Vernon, British Columbia, Canadia

Overheard by: Sounds like a good time to me.