Archive for 2015

Though I'm Great at Sucking Bodily Fluids

Boy: Can I ask you something? If you were a vampire, what would you do?
Teen girl #1: I’d eat someone’s blood.
Teen girl #2: I’d do the same.
Teen girl #3: Well, I wouldn’t be here ’cause I would die! Thank God I’m not a vampire!

–Jones Beach, New York