Archive for March, 2015

There Aren't Even Any Hypodermic Needles!

Ignorant yankee cunt: It's ok here, I mean the guys are alright but maybe a little too slow for me. But the beach is so clean and the water is too clear. You can see the fish and stuff.
Twin looking girlfriend: Yeah! I know what you mean.

–destin, fl

Overheard by: davo

Please Explain How

Man in skirt to bald woman: Seriously… Marijuana-fueled cars. It’d be great! Everyone would be high, and we’d have clean air!

–Avon, New Jersey

Overheard by: Tomatilla