Archive for September, 2007

He Finds You

Kid #1: Mama, have you seen the bad guy?
Mom: Not today.
Kid #1: Is he here?
Mom: I don’t think so, no.
Kid #2: Where is he?
Mom: Well, if you don’t look for him, you’re not gonna find him!

–Malibu, California

Overheard by: Jessica B.

Grown-ups Use MySpace

14-year-old skater dude rolling up to two friends hugging: I thought you two broke up… over the phone… like little bitches.

–Hermosa Beach, California

Overheard by: therigo