40-year-old yuppie man: Yeah! I think a detox kiosk is a great idea! –La Jolla, California Overheard by: Confetti Bomb
Yuppie #1, trying to take over occupied bonfire: It’s okay — we just have to wait for them to light themselves on fire.
Yuppie #2: Yeah, it’s like evolution. –Dockweiler Beach, California
Five-year-old urchin: Look how much birds there is.
New York yuppie #1: Um…
New York yuppie #2: Yeah, I hard it too. –Mini Golf Course, North Wildwod, New Jersey Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Redneck dude: Hey man, can I borrow some suntan lotion?
Yuppie dude: Sure! (squirts some in his hand)
Redneck dude: Thanks, guy! (walks back to hotel room) –St. Petersburg, Florida Overheard by: ikki nikki
Female Hamptons yuppie: Tequila goes straight to my crotch. –The Hamptons, New York Overheard by: Mike