30-something Guido to pretty girl: Hey. I hear you're looking for a stud. I've got the STD, all I need is “u.” –Pacific Beach, California
Teenage boy #1: Yeah, Verizon is supposed to get a 4G network sometime soon.
Teenage boy #2: Do you even know what 4G means?
Teenage boy #1: 4 dimensions! Duh! –Granite Bay, California Overheard by: AB
Drunk New Year’s reveller, at 5 AM: Morning has broken, like the first…
Girlfriend: Shut up! –Bondi Beach, Australia Overheard by: GGary
Mom: Hey! Tell them the new teenager attitude sound.
Girl #1: Yeah, that’s spelled P-F-F-T.
Girl #2: Doesn’t it have, like, an ‘H’ in it or something? Like P-H-F-F-T?
Uncle: You don’t even have to have the ‘T’ in it. You could definitely go without the ‘T.’ –Inverhuron, Ontario, Canadia Overheard by: sun-fried brain
Girl: Stop being so hostile.
Boy: I'm not, I'm just angry and annoyed. What does “hostile” mean? –South Beach, Miami, Florida Overheard by: HH
Pale nerd to posse: So I took out my super big blue Chakra shotgun and I said… –Seal Beach, California
Girl to younger boy: You’re going to be a real lady killer when you’re older.
Younger boy: I’ll kill men, too. I don’t care. –Ocean City, Maryland Overheard by: Brittney
Guy to girl: I'm going set up booby traps round your house!
Girl to guy: Oooh, booby traps, I like the sound of that… –Tampa, Florida
Guy holding up little wooden container: We could get this for Bill.
Girl: Oh! For his pot!
Guy, looking over girl’s shoulder at elderly woman behind her: … Or stuff. –Labadee, Haiti
Queer #1 reaching for sunscreen: Okay, I need someone to do my back!
Queer #2: Ewww.
Queer #1: Oh, shut up you skanky-ass, motherfucking whore! –Cherry Grove Beach, Fire Island, New York Overheard by: Marizzle