Archive for the ‘Wishes’ Category

And Ter­ror­ists Are Da Bomb.

Eight-year-old boy to ran­dom adult: I want to be a ter­ror­ist just like my grand­pa!
Shocked ran­dom adult: Would­n’t you rather be a po­lice of­fi­cer or a Texas Ranger or some­thing?
Eight-year-old boy: No. They don’t get paaaaaid!

–New Smyr­na Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Rachel Marie

Your Ed­i­tors Have Paid Ex­tra for Tit­ty Gum– True Sto­ry

Guy: Hey, do you have any gum?
An­noy­ing girl: Yeah, I do… You can’t have this one, but you can have this kind. (pulls gum out of bra)
Guy: Ew! I don’t want that! It’s tit­ty gum.
An­noy­ing girl: It’s not tit­ty gum.
Brunette girl: You can have some of my gum.
Guy: Is it in your tit­ties?
Brunette girl, look­ing down shirt. Nope.
Guy: Okay!