Latina #1: I wanna go to Italy.
Latina #2: Girl, you don’t even know how to spell “Italy.“
Latina #1: Well…do you?
–Smiths Point, New York
Overheard by: suzz
Latina #1: I wanna go to Italy.
Latina #2: Girl, you don’t even know how to spell “Italy.“
Latina #1: Well…do you?
–Smiths Point, New York
Overheard by: suzz
Toddler pointing to cotton candy: I want that ice cream!
Mom: That’s not ice cream.
Toddler: What is it?
Mom: That’s insulation. It’s for your attic.
–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Aaron
Chick: Do you guys live here?
Guy #1: Yep, right over there.
Chick: And what about you?
Guy #2: No, I don’t live here.
Chick: Where do you live?
Guy #2: Everywhere. I’m a hobo.
Chick: No, you’re not.
Guy #2: Yes, I’m a hobo. I sleep on the beach, and I eat out of trash cans. I’m a hobo.
Chick: I want to be a hobo.
–San Diego, California
Overheard by: Supercharger
Thin girl ordering funnel cake: I want so much powdered sugar on it that I don’t want to be able to see the dough!
–Ocean City, Maryland
Eight-year-old boy to random adult: I want to be a terrorist just like my grandpa!
Shocked random adult: Wouldn’t you rather be a police officer or a Texas Ranger or something?
Eight-year-old boy: No. They don’t get paaaaaid!
–New Smyrna Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Rachel Marie
Hobo: Come on, people! How about this? Put a penny in my bucket and I’ll go back to Venice and leave you all the fuck alone!
–Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Zoe
Dude #1: That girl is hot!
Dude #2: I’d like to duct tape her to a chair!
Dude #2’s girlfriend: You’re into that?
–Dewey Beach, Delaware
Petite and topless blonde: When I get my boobs done, I’m gonna like… Walk around school with my tits out all the time.
–South Beach, Miami, Florida
Overheard by: mar
Guy: Hey, do you have any gum?
Annoying girl: Yeah, I do… You can’t have this one, but you can have this kind. (pulls gum out of bra)
Guy: Ew! I don’t want that! It’s titty gum.
Annoying girl: It’s not titty gum.
Brunette girl: You can have some of my gum.
Guy: Is it in your titties?
Brunette girl, looking down shirt. Nope.
Guy: Okay!
–Canadia
Smart guy: The ocean would be so much better if there wasn’t salt in it. Then it’d be perfect.
–Old Orchard Beach, Maine
Overheard by: shawshank
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