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Decades of Watch­ing the Weath­er Chan­nel Has Com­plete­ly At­ro­phied Her Weath­er Sense

Woman: I think I just heard thun­der… do you think it’s gonna rain soon?
Life­guard, look­ing in­to clear sky: Mmm… yeah. You might want to leave soon. It’s prob­a­bly gonna rain any minute now.
Woman: Oh, OK. Hey, kids! Let’s go! It looks like it’s gonna rain!

–Caro­ga Lake, New York

Over­heard by: Marc Wi­ley

…While I’m Asleep

Guy #1: What’s go­ing on? The sun went down but it’s still rain­ing?
Guy #2: Dude, why would the sun go­ing down make it stop rain­ing?
Guy #1: No, it to­tal­ly does! It nev­er rains at night.

–Mi­a­mi, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Matt