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Al­so the Idea be­hind Life­savers Can­dy

Girl #1, whis­per­ing: Oh my god, I’m chok­ing on this mac­a­roni.
Girl 2: Then how are you talk­ing?
Girl 1: The mac­a­roni is stuck in my throat straight up, and I’m breath­ing through the hole in the noo­dle.
Girl 2: Ohhh, that makes sense.

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: jen­ny