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Such a Small Area, So Many Prob­lems

20-some­thing girl #1, com­ing out of wa­ter: Oh my god! I got stage fright, I could­n’t go.
20-some­thing girl #2: Oh, there’s Danielle!! (points down to beach)
20-some­thing girl #1: As soon as she gets here we’re go­ing back in, I have to pee so bad­ly!
20-some­thing girl #2: Hey, Danielle!
Danielle: Ohmigod, you guys! My her­pes burns so bad­ly!
(all three walks in­to wa­ter)

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Sweed­ie