Archive for the ‘Virginia’ Category

Such a Small Area, So Many Prob­lems

20-some­thing girl #1, com­ing out of wa­ter: Oh my god! I got stage fright, I could­n’t go.
20-some­thing girl #2: Oh, there’s Danielle!! (points down to beach)
20-some­thing girl #1: As soon as she gets here we’re go­ing back in, I have to pee so bad­ly!
20-some­thing girl #2: Hey, Danielle!
Danielle: Ohmigod, you guys! My her­pes burns so bad­ly!
(all three walks in­to wa­ter)

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Sweed­ie

Es­pe­cial­ly Not My We­b­cam View­ers

Per­son #1: I don’t want to go in the wa­ter.
Per­son #2: Why? We came all the way to the beach…
Per­son #1: It’s cold in the wa­ter.
Per­son #2: You were the one that want­ed to come.
Per­son #1: Yes, but I did­n’t want to go in the wa­ter.
Per­son #2: Why ever not?
Per­son #1: There are crabs in the wa­ter. I don’t want peo­ple to think I’m promis­cu­ous.

–Ply­mouth Beach, Vir­ginia

*Gasp*

30-some­thing blonde: I was re­al­ly calm, which is such a feat for me. Es­pe­cial­ly this day, since I had just bought an ice cream cone and the bot­tom of the cone was all sog­gy.

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Sweed­ie