Archive for the ‘Virginia’ Category

Al­so the Idea be­hind Life­savers Can­dy

Girl #1, whis­per­ing: Oh my god, I’m chok­ing on this mac­a­roni.
Girl 2: Then how are you talk­ing?
Girl 1: The mac­a­roni is stuck in my throat straight up, and I’m breath­ing through the hole in the noo­dle.
Girl 2: Ohhh, that makes sense.

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: jen­ny

Plus, That Species Of Drag­on Has a Much Short­er Wingspan

Col­lege girl to col­lege guys carv­ing drag­on in the sand: Ugh! What is wrong with you?! Drag­ons do not have such mus­cu­lar arms!
Col­lege guy: Ours does!
Col­lege girl: I am torn: do I con­tin­ue ar­gu­ing about tiny drag­on arms as if drag­ons are re­al or move on to mock­ing you for giv­ing your drag­on the bi­ceps you wish you had?

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia