Teenage boy: Ugh… Why is this place littered with shells?
–Connecticut
Overheard by: anonymous
Archive for the ‘Teens’ Category
Says So in the Brochure
Teenage girl: I can’t wait to get a tattoo on my lower back.
Tween boy #1: Why would you want a tattoo there? How are you going to be able to see it?
Tween boy #2: It’s not for her, stupid, it’s for the dudes she lets do her in the butt doggy-style.
–St. Simon’s Island, Georgia
Overheard by: John
Snoop Dogg Is Taking That Under Advisement
Teenage surfer to dad: You’re too old to get high!
–La Jolla, California
I Concur! Can You Fathom or Even Credit His Total Aphasia?
Teen #1: So he’s like, “nuh uh,” and I’m like, “uh huh,” and he’s like, “nuh uh,” and I’m like, “um… uh huh,” and he’s like, “nuh uh.“
Teen #2: No way!
Teen #1: Way.
–Golden Gardens, Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Translater Please!
Eternal Vigilance Is the Price of Sexy
Teen girl #1: I thought you hated bikinis.
Teen girl #2: I do.
Teen girl #1: Why are you wearing one?
Teen girl #2: Because even though I look fat in it, guys don’t look at you if you’re in tankinis.
Teen girl #1: But it’s okay for them to see your fat.
Teen girl #2: At least this way you look, and if you catch it on time, you just suck in!
–Vineyard Haven, Massachusetts
Overheard by: bikinibabe
Even Though They’re All Visualizing Megan Fox?
20-something: You have no imagination.
Teenage brother: Masturbators have more imagination than you!
–Midland Beach, New York
Overheard by: Mr Puff Nubbins
But If That’s the Theme Of Your Sweet 16…
Teen girl to giggly friend: Well, it’s not my favorite thing to have that kind of shit in my mouth.
–Lido Beach, Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Alyssa
Or Would You Rather Shoot Up and Play Candyland?
Teen to group of college students: Hey… What are you guys up to?
College student: Playing hide-and-seek.
Teen: Well, I was looking to get high, but that works too…
–Encinitas, California
Overheard by: Actually was playing hide and seek
No, It’s Actually for Vacationers Who Need a Change of Pace
Teen tourist: Oh my God, there’s a high school over there! Wait, does that mean people actually live here? I thought it was just a tourist place. Weird.
–Aruba
…Now, on to the Next Topic: My Muscles!
Teen guy, to group of pretty girls: Oh my god, that wave was 6 foot 4. That’s my height, I’m 6 foot 4!
–Cornwall, England
Overheard by: Beth
