Archive for the ‘Swimming’ Category

Shark: Ralph, Do You Have to Play the Jaws Theme Non-Stop?

Mid­dle aged tourist yelling fran­ti­cal­ly to chil­dren in the wa­ter: Get out, get out! There’s sharks!
Teenag­er with skim­board: Ac­tu­al­ly, those are a school of stingrays. They’re quite harm­le…
Mid­dle age moth­er, cut­ting him off: Shaaarks! Get out now!

–Clear­wa­ter Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Jon­i­ca Gromp­son

An Over­abun­dance of Sand and Sun, for One Thing

Long Is­land wife: Shawn! Shawn, you id­iot, your son wants to come swim­ming with you!
Long Is­land hus­band: Did you just call me an id­iot?
[A fight erupts and wife is so up­set she starts packing.]Long Is­land hus­band: What are you do­ing? You said you want­ed to go to the beach to­day!
Long Is­land wife: We’ve been to the beach, and the beach fuck­ing sucks!

–West Palm Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: sat near them on the plane go­ing home two days lat­er, too