Archive for the ‘Stupidity’ Category

Every­body Talks About So­cial Dar­win­ism, but On­ly the Span­ish Do It

Amer­i­can law stu­dent girl: So, you know, in Spain, why is there a beep­ing sound when the traf­fic sig­nals change?
Eng­lish bar­man: That’s so that blind peo­ple know when the traf­fic has stopped.
Amer­i­can law stu­dent girl: Oh my god! You let blind peo­ple dri­ve?

–Mar­bel­la, Spain

Over­heard by: the fu­ture of jus­tice…

Drugs Cre­ate the Il­lu­sion You Have Some­thing to Say

Stoned chick: So, when­ev­er I’m stoned, like this stoned, I start a sen­tence… And then through half the sen­tence, I fin­ish an­oth­er sen­tence I said be­fore, or fin­ish an­oth­er idea in my head, or just start talk­ing. It’s like I for­get or some­thing, like, my idea, and it’s like I had it all there, and stuff. You know what I mean?
Stoned guy: … That’s re­tard­ed.

–St. Pe­ters­burg, Flori­da