Boy: So you go out a lot?
Girl: Yeah. My sister thinks I’m a druggy, but I’m like, “Sure I take drugs a lot, but that doesn’t make me a druggy.”
–Beach in Australia
Archive for the ‘Stupidity’ Category
Either That Or It’s An Album By That Guy Who Used To Be Prince
Chick #1: I think I need glasses or something, I can’t even read the name of this song.
Chick #2: That’s because your iPod is so scratched up.
Chick #1: Oh.
–Ashwaubomay Park Beach, Green Bay, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Melanie
Do You Know How Babies Are Made?
16-year-old girl: Look, a rainbow!
16-year-old boy: Yeah… Do you know how rainbows are made?
16-year-old girl: Of course — when the sun hits the mountains–
16-year-old boy: –Okay, I’m gonna stop you there before you say something stupid.
–Reykjavík, Iceland
Overheard by: RoKKeRiNN
Guess She Can Act, Too
Friend #1: You know who’s really hot? Megan Fox.
Friend #2 (in nonchalant agreement): Yeah, she’s really hot. (more excitedly) You know who else is hot?
Friend #1: Who?
Friend #2: That brunette chick from the Transformers movie–damn.
Friend #1: Megan Fox?
Friend #2: Oh.
–Guarujá, São Paulo, Brazil
And Let’s Not Even Talk About Where They’re Putting It!
Little kid, running in tears: I’m in the twilight zone! Adults are playing with sand!
–Coney Island Beach, Brooklyn, New York
Overheard by: ksenka
How New Jersey Got Most of Its Population
Tourist: How do I get to the beach?
Local #1: Get on the 8 and go east.
Tourist: Thanks.
(tourist leaves)
Local #2: You’re sending her east.
Local #1: Fuck her, she didn’t say which beach.
–Pacific Beach, California
Laura Bush Can Be Amazingly Forceful at Times
Obnoxiously drunk ho as she leans on bro for support: Don’t even think about thinking!
–Pacific Beach, San Diego, California
A Nice One, for Daddy
Girl throwing rock over her head: Look, Mom! I’m going to build a jail!
–Mentor Headlands Beach, Mentor, Ohio
Overheard by: Pale Kid
And, for the Last Time, That’s Not a Scorpion Bite
30-something mom dragging toddler down path: What do you mean your legs hurt? You’re four years old! My legs don’t even hurt and I’m like three times your age!
–Bay Shore, Long Island, New York
Hey, at Least He Connected the Right Animal with the Right Country
American: Hey, you’re from Australia, right?
Australian: Yeah. I’m just here on holiday.
American: Right. I thought you had an Aussie accent. So you’re not familiar with cars, hey? It’s all about kangaroos where you come from?
Australian, laughing: Yep… that’s right.
–California
