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That was a Pla­ton­ic Blow Job

JAP #1: So yeah, Aaron* and Rachel* hooked up last night.
JAP #2: Oh my god! What a fuck­ing slut!
JAP #1: Did­n’t you and Rachel give Aaron a blow job last week, at the same time?
JAP #2: Yeah, so… Your point?
JAP #1: Oh, nev­er­mind… Just want­ed to know what you thought was slut­ty and what was­n’t.

–Bo­ca Beach Club, Bo­ca Ra­ton, Flori­da

Over­heard by: glad i picked the bo­ca ho­tel to stay at..

But Don’t Tell Him About the Time We Fucked!

Chick #1: You were a com­plete whore last night.
Chick #2: Look who’s talk­ing! Do I have to men­tion the time you let Derek go down on you?
Chick #1: Bitch! That guy over there can hear you!
Chick #2: So what?
Chick #1: Lis­ten to how you’re talk­ing about me and my broth­er. He’s gonna think I’m a com­plete skank!
Chick #2: I said Derek. He did­n’t know who the fuck Derek was un­til you opened your fuckin’ mouth.
Chick #1: Uh, yeah, I guess you’re right…

–Pana­ma City Beach, Flori­da

Over­heard by: That guy over there

Any­way, All Those Asian Coun­tries Look Alike

Chick #1: So, where are you go­ing for your trip?
Chick #2: Thai­land!
Chick #1: Cool! I worked with a guy from Ko­rea once!
Chick #2: Um­mm, yeah, that’s not the same, re­al­ly.
Chick #1: It’s not? Oh… Things must be dif­fer­ent now than from when he lived there.

–Pa­cif­ic Beach, San Diego, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Amer­i­can Goods