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Why It’s Bet­ter to Eat Veg­eta­bles

Girl: What is that?!
Guy, flip­ping it over: Oh my God. Are those eye sock­ets?
Girl: Ewww. That’s no jel­ly­fish.
Guy: It looks like an al­li­ga­tor head.
Girl: But al­li­ga­tors aren’t in salt wa­ter. Maybe it got lost?
Guy: Look it has a…spine?
Girl: But a head would­n’t have a-
Woman sit­ting near­by: ‑It’s a chick­en breast. I just threw it out.
Girl and Guy: Oh.

–St. Au­gus­tine, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Cristen

Af­ter His Sex Change, Homer Simp­son Moved to Van­cou­ver

40-some­thing woman: You’re from Turkey? What lan­guage do they speak there?
Turk­ish guy: Uh… Turk­ish.
40-some­thing woman: There’s a lan­guage called Turk­ish? Re­al­ly? Do a lot of peo­ple speak it?
Turk­ish guy: Well, yeah, more than a thou­sand years ago in cen­tral Asia…
40-some­thing woman, in­ter­rupt­ing: Chi­nese peo­ple speak Turk­ish? I did­n’t know that!

–Van­cou­ver, Cana­dia