30-something Guido to pretty girl: Hey. I hear you're looking for a stud. I've got the STD, all I need is “u.” –Pacific Beach, California
Dude: I don’t have an STD… But I want one! –Panama City Beach, Florida Overheard by: katie
Girl #1: Man, I think I got a yeast infection from that dude.
Girl #2: That fucking sucks.
Girl #1: Tell me about it. Getting laid is killing my sex life. –Long Beach, California Overheard by: hillary claire
Boy, about people stepping on crabs: Looks like I'm not the only one with crab problems. –Jones Beach, New York
Guy on cell: I don't know, it may just be the chlamydia talking, though. –Destin, Florida
Random guy to little boy: Hey, you have fun today?
Little boy: Yeah, sure, but I still haven't found those crabs. –Hilo, Hawaii Overheard by: Gwen
Shopping woman #1: I really like the crabs.
Shopping woman #2: Oh, me too. The crabs are great. –Duck, North Carolina Overheard by: Better you than me
Four-year-old boy scampering on shore: She’s got crabs! She’s got crabs! She’s got crabs!
Mom wading in water: Stop saying that!
Four-year-old boy: But you do… They’re all over down there! –Sharky’s Beach, Port Charlotte, Florida
Random guy named Mike, after hitting on girl for twenty minutes: You know, I've always wondered, can crabs get crabs? –Ship Bottom, Long Beach Island, California Overheard by: beachweek '06
Anorexic girl: I wish I had AIDS. I hear you lose a lot of weight that way. –San Francisco, California Overheard by: so not PC