Archive for the ‘South Carolina’ Category

…As Part Of the “Tatts for Tots” Program

Three-year-old girl with strong Southern accent: I am gonna get tattoos all over myself.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: james

Not Exactly Rent, But It’ll Do

Tanned man #1: Look at those fags over there!
Tanned man #2: Which ones?
Tanned man #1: The two over there, sitting with those four hot girls with the fine asses, big tits, and tiny bikinis.
Tanned man #2: Wait. You and I are alone. Those two guys have two girls each. Sounds like we’re the fags.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: D Meyers

But My Heart Remains Open, Dear Friend

Nine-year-old boy #1 (yelling): My penis! My penis just closed!
(pause)
Nine-year-old boy #2 (yelling): Cool!

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Chandler Smith

At Least She Went Top-Shelf

Redneck lady coming out of a liquor store: She must have been drunk when she named her kid “Jose Cuervo”.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

America, in a Nutshell.

Redneck, looking at fish tank: How many of them there fish you reckon I could shoot?

–Ripley’s Aquarium, Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Lost all hope in humanity

She’ll Have a Flashback to This Moment, Years Later in the Back of a Car

Four-year-old girl (disappointed, looking at a jellyfish): I’ve never seen one of these before…but I thought it would be longer.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: I Was Surprised Too

Take Me with You, Lady Windigo!

Girl to athletic friend: So, Mary Anne, when you go running, like what does that mean? Is that like, really fast?

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: KB

…With Another Personality.

Teen girl #1: Yeah, he would be cute if he had better teeth.
Teen girl #2: Or a smaller nose.
Teen girl #3: He’d be cute if he was completely different.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina