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Plus, That Species Of Drag­on Has a Much Short­er Wingspan

Col­lege girl to col­lege guys carv­ing drag­on in the sand: Ugh! What is wrong with you?! Drag­ons do not have such mus­cu­lar arms!
Col­lege guy: Ours does!
Col­lege girl: I am torn: do I con­tin­ue ar­gu­ing about tiny drag­on arms as if drag­ons are re­al or move on to mock­ing you for giv­ing your drag­on the bi­ceps you wish you had?

–Vir­ginia Beach, Vir­ginia

She Says We Got Mar­ried

Col­lege girl on cell: Last night? I don’t re­mem­ber what hap­pened last night! All I know is I woke up naked spoon­ing with Claire!

–Wild­wood, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: The Classy Girls Va­ca­tion in Jer­sey