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Plus, That Species Of Dragon Has a Much Shorter Wingspan

College girl to college guys carving dragon in the sand: Ugh! What is wrong with you?! Dragons do not have such muscular arms!
College guy: Ours does!
College girl: I am torn: do I continue arguing about tiny dragon arms as if dragons are real or move on to mocking you for giving your dragon the biceps you wish you had?

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

She Says We Got Married

College girl on cell: Last night? I don’t remember what happened last night! All I know is I woke up naked spooning with Claire!

–Wildwood, New Jersey

Overheard by: The Classy Girls Vacation in Jersey