Archive for the ‘Size’ Category

But On­ly at First

Short girl: I would make a re­al­ly awk­ward strip­per.
Taller girl: Um­mm… What?
Short girl: No, se­ri­ous­ly! Like, think about it — if I was up there strip­ping, I would be like half the size of all the oth­er girls… My head would be in the same spot as their, you know… And that’s awk­ward.

–Bayfront, Hamil­ton, On­tario, Cana­dia

I’m Look­ing to Up­grade

Woman walk­er #1: I would nev­er go out with him–his head is huge, his clothes are al­ways wrin­kled, and he does­n’t show­er.
Woman walk­er #2: Ugh.
Woman walk­er #1: Be­sides, he smokes.
Woman walk­er #2: But you smoke, too!
Woman walk­er #1: I know, but I nev­er date smok­ers.

–Lake Mi­ra­mar, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: El Meech