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I Plan to Mé­nage à Trois with You

Old­er sis­ter on cell speak­er­phone: Are you look­ing for­ward to see­ing me on Fri­day?
Lit­tle sis­ter: I am!
Old­er sis­ter: You’re prob­a­bly not look­ing for­ward to see­ing Mike, though, are you?
Lit­tle sis­ter: No, I’m look­ing for­ward to see­ing him, too.
Mike, though speak­er­phone: Hah!

–Sea Isle City, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Cols