Archive for the ‘Should've used a condom’ Category

Is That a Chal­lenge?

Lit­tle girl, very afraid of the toi­let: No!
Girl’s frus­trat­ed moth­er: Go to the bath­room. It’s not go­ing to hurt you. I promise!
Girl: No!
Moth­er: Please! I’ll be stand­ing right here. Noth­ing will hap­pen.
Girl: No no no no no!
Moth­er: God­dammit, Kylie! You can’t hold you poop in for­ev­er!

–New­port Beach, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mil­lie